sharkeishaa:

My sister texted my dad yesterday asking to go to the mall and he said “i guess so” but today he took it back so she printed the text and this was the result

angelblaines:

The (not-so) subtle messages in Futurama are the best

sextnoise:

mistersailor:

IS THIS REAL

OH LORD JESUS THERE’S A FIRE IN MY HEART

multidjc:

j-ckie:

romamochi:

profmth:

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.



i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG


I’m not even sorry

multidjc:

j-ckie:

romamochi:

profmth:

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.

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i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG

Is it wrong to love this?

I’m not even sorry

steampoweredcupcake:

santagayartisan:

punklettuce:

quietpetal:

steampoweredcupcake:

・✧*:・゚✧Thank you Studio Ghibli, for a great childhood*:・゚✧*:・

WHY DOES IT SAY ANAL SEX

oH MY FUCKING GOD IT DOES IM LAUGHING SO HARD

ed i thought u said no one would notice

I THOUGHT NO ONE WOULD

steampoweredcupcake:

santagayartisan:

punklettuce:

quietpetal:

steampoweredcupcake:

・✧*:・゚✧Thank you Studio Ghibli, for a great childhood*:・゚✧*:・

WHY DOES IT SAY ANAL SEX

oH MY FUCKING GOD IT DOES IM LAUGHING SO HARD

ed i thought u said no one would notice

I THOUGHT NO ONE WOULD

therealhamster:

being interrupted mid sentence

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tate-mae:

professorsugoi:

the-bored-cat:

What does kindness get you? This.

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this is very important

itstimeforfeminism:

calendar—girl:

girlsgetbusyzine:

writeswrongs:

cumaeansibyl:

coffeeandconlangs:

Unnecessary “fillers” in our speech. I’d rather have “like” than up-talking, though (if we had to choose one, that is). Ewwww, up-talking. Then again, a combination of the two would render me homicidal maniac.


Like, did you ever notice? That, like, the speech patterns people, like, think are stupid?  Are, like, commonly associated with, like, women?
And, like, there’s this thing? Where, like, women aren’t supposed to be, like, assertive? So they, like, qualify their speech? Because, like, we’re not supposed to, like, stand by our opinions?

1) humiliate women so they don’t feel qualified to speak authoritatively about anything
2) humiliate women for speaking in such a way that reflects how you treat her
3) laugh, you are superior because you don’t use words like “like.”  It isn’t as if being a huge stupid asshole has ever made you worse than a woman who speaks with verbal tics.  

The nail. It is hit on the head.

itstimeforfeminism:

calendar—girl:

girlsgetbusyzine:

writeswrongs:

cumaeansibyl:

coffeeandconlangs:

Unnecessary “fillers” in our speech. I’d rather have “like” than up-talking, though (if we had to choose one, that is). Ewwww, up-talking. Then again, a combination of the two would render me homicidal maniac.

Like, did you ever notice? That, like, the speech patterns people, like, think are stupid?  Are, like, commonly associated with, like, women?

And, like, there’s this thing? Where, like, women aren’t supposed to be, like, assertive? So they, like, qualify their speech? Because, like, we’re not supposed to, like, stand by our opinions?

1) humiliate women so they don’t feel qualified to speak authoritatively about anything

2) humiliate women for speaking in such a way that reflects how you treat her

3) laugh, you are superior because you don’t use words like “like.”  It isn’t as if being a huge stupid asshole has ever made you worse than a woman who speaks with verbal tics.  

The nail. It is hit on the head.

keshasource:

Kesha Rose

keshasource:

Kesha Rose

juliesmoore:

now that these little guys are sleeping i will be able to study physics except that i don’t want to 

juliesmoore:

now that these little guys are sleeping i will be able to study physics except that i don’t want to 

foxicaopica:

lots-of-dogs:

Silken Windhounds

!!!
"‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no."
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YES YES YES YES YES YYYYEEEEESSSSS

A MILLION TIMES YES!!!!!!

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